Inkondlo Emnandi

Ngifuna ukukubhalela inkondlo emnandi.
Ozothi mawuyilalele, uvukelwe...imizwa yothando.
Lugubhuzele ngamandla njengenhliziyo yami mayikubona wena sthandwa sayo.

Yazi uma ngikubuka
Kwenzeka izimanga.
Kuba nesimo esihamba hamba sibandise amathumba esiswini.
Lesimo sinesimo sokutshela inhliziyo ukuthi igijime ngamandla engingazi ijahephi.
Kuthi kusenjalo kushise igazi.
Ngizwe nekhala lijuluka.
Ngigcine sengingazi ukuthi ngzothini kuwena.
Kodwa manje...

Ngfuna ukukubhalela inkondlo emnandi.
Ozothi mawuyilalele uvukelwe...imizwa yothando.
Lugubhuzele ngamandla njengenhliziyo yami mayikubona wena Sthandwa sayo.

Ngfuna inkondlo ezokwenza...kuqedeke ubuthakathaka...ungawabheki namathanga amathatha.
Ungabi uthathekile.
Ngalenkondlo ngfuna ikwenze uThobekile noThobani.
Uthobele umthetho wothando lwethu kodwa ungsize ze ungabi phela isithothobala.
Kodwa ke...

Ngfuna ukukubhalela inkondlo emnandi.
Ozothi mawuyilalele uvukelwe...imizwa yothando.
Lugubhuzele ngamandla njengenhliziyo yami uma ikubhekile wena sthandwa sayo.

Ngfuna inkondlo ezoba u- IZWA MINA NGEDWA.
kungadingi ukuthi ngiye e-Market ngyowuthenga.
Ngfuna inkondlo ezothi masixabene,
singasakhulumisani, kukubi ngempela.
Ifike ijoje njengothi lomkhonto enhlizweni yakho ikukhumbuza ukuthi ngikuthanda kangakanani mese sixolelanake.
Ngfuna inkondlo ezoba yimina uma ngingekho.
Seninobabili nentombazane,
ningabonwa muntu ninethuba lonke lokwenzana...izilima
ngisho selimile itende umfundisi nabashumayeli bakhe ababili belinde ukuqalisa inkonzo enkulu.
Ukhumbule ukuth u mam akazoyithandake lento.
Ushaye utshani.

Ngfuna inkondlo ezoba umshini wokukuceba uma uqamba amanga.
Ezokwenza wekhulume wonke amaqiniso nengingawabuzanga azizele ngamasoso.
Ngiwamukele ngezimhlophe
ngikuxolele ngenhliziyo emhlophe.

Ngfuna inkondlo ezokukhumbuza la sahlangana khona ebhasini.
Futhi nje angthathe leli thuba ngbonge u olympic bus no. 742.

Ngfuna inkondlo ezokukhumbuza izinto ebesizenza ndawonye kandawo.
Zibe yinsika kubudlelwane bethu.
Ze buqine njengentaba yaseSiyoni.

Ngfuna inkondlo ezokwenza ucabange mina.
Ubhale mina.
Ukhulume mina
uzwe mina
uthandaze mina
ukhumbule mina.
Yingakho ngfuna ukukubhalela inkondlo emnandi.
Ozothi mawuyilalele uvukelwe...imizwa yothando. Lugubhuzele ngamandla njengenhlhziyo yami uma ibhekile wena sthandwa sayo.

Sukuvuma

Sukuvuma izintambo zemuva lakho

Zikubophe izinyawo zakho.
Sukuvuma izandla zabaseceleni kwakho

Ziphazamise lapho amehlo akho ebheke khona.
Sukuvuma izenzo zakho zayizolo.

Ziphambanise owakho umbono.
Sukuvuma amandla akho aqedwe abaqedekayo endleleni,

 Kepha funda kulokhu okubaqedayo endleleni,

Ze nawe uthi sewuqedile,

 Uqwashise abasayiqala lendlela.
Sukuvuma kucindezelwe owakho umqondo

Okuzokwenza wekhulume okusengenawo umqondo.
Sukuvuma ukuqanjelwa amanga,

Hleze ungasalazi iqiniso lowasidalayo.
Sukuvuma ukutshelwa ukuthi ungubani

Ngabanye abantu abangazazi ukuba bangobani.

Noma sebethi umuntu ngumuntu ngabantu.
Sukuvuma ukunenjwa ngecala ze bona babemsulwa nonembeza babo.
Sukuvuma bakuphumelelise ngegazi labantu elimemeza ehlane.
Sukuvuma badicelele esakho isithunzi ze ezabo izithunzi zisimame.
Sukuvuma bakutshele ukuthi awuyilutho

Ngoba ezulwini kwahlalwa phansi ngezimpilo zethu.

Boys will always be boys.

No matter how much they lie,

We always going to believe them anyway.

So, there is no need for us to cry,

Sithi abafana bayafana

Coz you will finally find ozomthanda

Lo ozobe eyi good lier to make you believe

 he is different from the rest.

Uzokutshela ukuthi mina baby I’m the best boyfriend you can ever have.

Nawe -ke njengo Drake

Uzobe usucula uthi he is the fuckin’ best.

He is vele the best lier you can ever have.

He is vele the best cheater you can ever have.

At the end of the day,

Boys will always be boys.

No matter how much they lie,

We always going to believe them anyway.

So, there is no need for us to cry,

Sithi abafana bayafana

Coz you will finally find ozomthanda

Lo ozobe eyi good lier to make you believe

 he is different from the others.

Uzokutshela ukuthi baby I will introduce you

To my grandmothers,

And my grandfathers,

I will make my baby’s mother,

I promise to make you I-straight sami,

I will not make you my undercover lover,

Darling…he won’t make you his undercover lover,

Ukuthi nje uzoku lava undercover.

At the end of the day,

Boys will always be Boys.

No matter how much they lie,

We always going to believe them anyway.

So, there is no need for us to cry,

Sithi abafana bayafana

Coz you will finally find ozomthanda

Lo ozobe eyi good lier to make you believe

 he is different from the rest.

Gosh!!!

 I can’t believe you believe him.

You need to understand that boys are like toys.

No matter how much you

Love them,

Nurture them,

Appreciate them,

Trust them,

They just don’t GROW up!!!

Amakhwenkwe akhazotshintsha sisi.

Nawe-ke musa ukufuna ukumtshintsha lowo mlisa.

Kalokhu uzakumtshintsha,

Umtshintshela intombi yasezilalini,

Le azoyitshata.

Usale la eTHEKWINI uncelisa usana.

At the end of the day,

Bous will always be boys.

No matter how much they lie,

We always going to believe them anyway.

So, there is no need for us to cry,

Sithi abafana bayafana

Coz you will finally find ozomthanda

Lo ozobe eyi good lier to make you believe

 he is different from the others.

Uma sesikwenzile konke,

Seziphukile izinhliziyo zethu,

ngazo zonke izindlela.

Khona lo esimfuna sonke.

The one ozokuyisa ku-cloud nine…

By his tough and his kiss from the heavenly sky…

The one who will trust you with all of his heart…

Not with his entire mind,

Coz the mind might forget that you are trustworthy.

The one who will appreciate

Your appearance,

Not wishing that you looked like Beyonce`.

The one who wants to be with you

Till his last breathing seconds

Holding each other’s hands.

The one who won’t be scared to look you into your eyes,

pop the question...

that we all wish he says one day.

Okuyena muntu okuthandela umuntu onguyena,

Hhayi ongaba nguyena,

Nafisa ube nguyena.

Lo ozokwenza isikhanyiso

Ebomini bakhe.

Hhayi isiqalekiso

Kuwe uqobo.

The one who knows that you are his

Queen wase London.

Inkosazana yakhe emhlophe.

Eyyi!!! Bafwethu

Indoni yakhe yamanzi amtoti…

Aphinde futhi akwenze owasebukhosini bakhe…

Ze naye abusiseke Enkosini.

The one who will satisfy you in every aspect

Of your needs as a woman.

The one ozokuxelela ukba,

Uyakuthanda futhi angaxoki ngalokho.

Kamnandi… akwenza umamatheka kancane.

Ongasabi ukukuxelela inyani.

Acele uxolo xa ebona ukuba usephutheni.

Kodwa indoda enjalo uyithola emaphushweni.

At the end of the day

Boys will always be boys.

NGISHELE PHELA

NGYAYBHALA LENKONDLO

NGENHLOSO YOKUKUTSHELA

ENGIKUZWAYO NGAWE…

 NGIYAYIBHALA LENKONDLO NGOKUNGENHLOSO

YOKUKWENZA WEHLUKANE NASO ISTHANJWANA SAKHO….

YOU SEE….LISTEN…AS IM SITTIN NEXT TO YOU…WOW!

THIS QUICK LINE COMES BY…

NOT JUST AN ORDINARY LINE

BUT A LOVE LINE WOW!!!

SO UNUSUAL IT IS…

SO TO THIS…

I WON’T DRAW A LINE…

I MA LET MY HEART SPEAK…

THE UNSPOKEN...

YOU SEX ME… IN MY DREAMS…

YOU CARESS ME… IN MA MIND AND I

THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME… AND I

THINK YOU AND I CAN MAKE THIS LOVE DEVINE…

WITH US BEING TOGETHER…

CAN GIVE MEANING TO LOVE IN REAL LIFE…

YOU SEE…

YOU LIPS ARE SO GRT…

THEY ARE JUST LIKE MINE…

UKUTHI NJE YOURS ARE JUST TOO FINE…

THEY MAKE ME WANNA BAIT YOUR GF

SEE WUZ GONA WIN THE RACE

I BET SHE AINT GOT NO PERFECT PACE

THAT YOU AND I CAN HAVE IN BED….LOL

YOU SEE…

I LIKE THE WAY YOU DRESS

WENA MOS YOU DRESS TO SUPRESS…

SUPRESS THE THEE ME…

YOU IMPRESS THE THEE MIND

CARESS THE THEE EYES

MOS WENA WHY UNJENA…

WENA WENA WENA…

 NGATHI YILABABANTU ABAWOPOPAYI…LOL

BAKA TRUWORTHS MAN

ABA EDVERTISER IZINGUBO…

U SEE…

WENA I AINT GONNA TELL YOU THAT

I LOVE YOU…

COZ NGIYAKSABA

VELE YOU WON’T BELIEVE ME…

KODWA NAMI I DON’T BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT…

NOR IN SEX IN FIRST NIGHT…LOL

U SEE…

I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE SITTING NEXT TO YOU

ANGITHI NJE WENA

YOU TOO HOT AND UYANGISHISA…LOL

U SEE

YOU VISIT ME IN MA ROOM…

WHEN MA ROOMATES ARENT AROUND

WE GONNA….. KISS….

(KEEPING IT SHORT & SIMPLE)

ONE OF MA RULES IN MA ROOM

IS THAT BY NINE

ALL PERSONS GET NAKED…

DUE TO STANDING UP FACTORS AND FEMININE DESIRE OF THE…U KNOW WHAT…

ANGEKE SENZE LUTHO

WE JUST GONNA STUDY

BIOLOGY

DO SOME PRACTICALS OF

HUMAN REPRODUCTION USING PROTECTION

JUST TO SAVE GOVERNMENTS’S GRANT LOL

NAWE THANDA MINA

OR

UZOFA….

NGYADLALA KODWA

PHELA THANDA MINA HHAYI YENA

MINA…

MINA NGZOKPHATHA KAHLE SOZE NGIYIPHULE EYAKHO INHLIZIYO

HLEZE NGINGABA NGUYE FUTHI ONGASAZIYO…

ISINQANDU LESI WENA OZONGINIKA SONA….UMA SESISOBABILI…

MASE UNGISHELILILE

NGISHELE -KE NGZOKUQOMA PHELA…

NOMA SENZE IZINTO ZIBE LULA VESANE SIBONISANE NGOTHANDO LWETHU…

QALA PHELA NGILINDILE…

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

WOZA SBONISANE PHELA

HIHIHI

WENA BONISA MINA LAPHAYANA….

NAMI NGZOKUBONISA IMFIHLAKALO….ESE…ESE…

…NHLIZWENI YAMI…

NGYAYBHALA LENKONDLO

NGENHLOSO YOKUKUTSHELA

ENGIKUZWAYO NGAWE…

 NGIYAYIBHALA LENKONDLO NGOKUNGENHLOSO

YOKUKWENZA WEHLUKANE NASO ISTHANJWANA SAKHO….

umthandazo wembongi

Bab ngenze ngiyihambe lendlela yepoetry ngingadikibali
nanokuba abantu bethini ngenze baba ngingakhathali
ngithi sengikwenzile konke baba ngingakulibali
ngingalibali ukuthi wena ungilethile ukuba ngiphelelise umsebenzi
ungilethile ukuthi ngami uthi kufeziwe
ungibekile ukuthi kukho konke ngikukhonze mina ngifuze wena baba
ngingakhonzi ababnye othixo ngaphandle kwakho baba
lapho usathane engathandi ukubona into enhle kodwa ngibonga ukugcinwa kwesakho isandla somusa
lapho konke okudaliwe ngiyakukubusa
ngazo lezi ongibusise ngazo

baba ngenze ngikulandele
izwi lakho ngililangazelele
ukuze ngifinyelele ekulazini iqiniso
lapho konke okuyizo izifiso
ziyofezekiswa nguwe baba
lapho abakhohlisi beyo phelelwa izikhohliso
bafinyelele ekulazini iqiniso
lapho bonke abalingisi bobubi
beyophelelwa izilingiso
bafinyelele ekulazini iqiniso....
ekulazini iqiniso
leli othe uma sikuvuma
sikuvulele izinhliziyo
ungene
sidle kanye nawe
okwaphezulu
uyakusibonisa imfihlakalo
engembulelwe abanenkohlakalo....
hleze bangazihlaza izibonakaliso....

baba ngenze ngiyihambe lendlala yepoetry ngingadikibali
nanokuba abantu bathini ngenze baba ngingakhathali
ngithi sengikwenzile konke baba ngingakulibali